Friday, May 25, 2007

Friday

My veins hate me. Today I busted* two IVs, both which were replaced with much pain and irritation. I now have an authentic set of hip-hop druggie arms. Yea.

Find yourself needing an IV or a blood draw? Here are some tips.

  • Drink lots of fluid beforehand. It dosn't matter what kind, water, tea, soda- anything. This makes your veins plump and juicy, making it much easier to find.
  • Request the best. Most teaching hospitals will let interns do blood draws. Not good unless you enjoy being treated like a pincushion.
  • Don't Scream. The evil people with the needles are people too. Be nice.
*This happens when the tiny little plastic bit slips out of the vein and into surrounding muscle tissue.

Hospital Day...what day is it?

So, currently I'm in the hospital right now for some Chron's related crap.